USB Butt Cooler

Sweaty ass can really spoil your work day but luckily there’s a relief now! You just place this USB powered round cushion on your chair and it blows cooling air onto your buttcheeks. This makes a great gift for your co-worker!
Source: Everything USB

USB Finger Dance Mat

“Boredom in the office is something that happens all too often. But now we have the best boredom cure ever - this addictive dance mat will have you competing with your colleagues in every spare moment!Follow the lights on the USB dance mat but beware, it gets trickier as the lights get faster!”
Source: Drinkstuff.com